Wetter than an otter’s pocket
Wetter than my pocket? No way man, it's beyond comprehension!
So the country’s pretty much under water today and poor Cork’s closed after serious flooding. I hope everyone’s OK and safe and that nobody develops trench foot. Or gills. Or webbed feet. Though the ability to breathe underwater is always good to have 
These guys might have the right idea though. Put a roof on the gaff.
