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As a girl with a very English accent (not even a particularly strong regional accent either) I’ve always known that rap was not a career option that was open to me.
It’s good to know your limitations.
Along with rap star, I always knew that several things were out of my reach: nurse for only having very [...]

I woke up at about 4am this morning. With this song playing in my head. Well, the Fontella Bass version of it anyway.

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What does it mean? Nothing. I’ve long since come to understand that my brain catalogues weird shit while I’m sleeping. I also had a fairly violent & pornographic dream [...]

Saw a guy today. He was walking on the other side of the street to me. Something about him caught my eye. “Ooh, he looks cute” I thought. Zhuzhed up my hair (you know, that kind of shaky thing you do to give it oopmh?), smoothed down my coat, checked there wasn’t any loo roll [...]

There was a rainbow on my way to work today. There was also an Hipstamatic app on my iPhone, which until last weekend I’d forgotten all about. So the inevitable happened; I took some really crap pictures, using said app, of said rainbow.

And then there was a rainbow right over work too.

Now, if [...]