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How to f*ck up your kids in five easy steps

October 07 5 Comments Category: being a dick

Step One: Put on an anti-drugs T-shirt, rejected by the writers of Grange Hill Step Two: Don a pair of “flasher” shorts. Seriously, almost every time I’ve been flashed, (which is bizarrely a lot more than most other people I know; make of that what you will) they were wearing satin shorts Step Three: Paint [...]

Doubt

July 06 4 Comments Category: being a dick, mood

“Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt” I have to remind myself of that sometimes. In less flamboyant language though, obviously (that Shakespeare was a bugger for words & shit). But I find myself doubting myself, or more accurately, my ability to do things. It’s [...]

Trust me, I’m a Doctor

May 19 0 Comments Category: being a dick

If I were going to get any PhD, it would be one of these toothpastefordinner.com

Frazzled

Here I am, dusting the cobwebs of this ‘ere blog. Not had chance to do anything with it lately, despite having 16 unfinished drafts about various things, still sitting forlornly, waiting to be completed. They’ll be waiting a while I reckon. Not had a minute really. It’s been a mad few weeks. Work’s busy, which [...]

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