Irregularly updated, lacking in focus, often sweary & largely, utter bollocks. The meandering brain farts of a girl with hair of curls.

Sound Asleep

February 18 4 Comments

I woke up at about 4am this morning. With this song playing in my head. Well, the Fontella Bass version of it anyway.

Low Res Man

February 17 5 Comments

Low Res Man

Saw a guy today. He was walking on the other side of the street to me. Something about him caught my eye. “Ooh, he looks cute” I thought. Zhuzhed up my hair (you know, that kind of shaky thing you do to give it oopmh?), smoothed down my coat, checked there wasn’t any loo roll [...]

Somewhere Over The Rainbow…

February 17 2 Comments

Somewhere Over The Rainbow…

There was a rainbow on my way to work today. There was also an Hipstamatic app on my iPhone, which until last weekend I’d forgotten all about. So the inevitable happened; I took some really crap pictures, using said app, of said rainbow.

And then there was a rainbow right over work too.

Now, if [...]

Pancakes? I Don’t Mind If I Do

February 16 2 Comments

Pancakes? I Don’t Mind If I Do

Wahoo, it’s Pancake Day!
Everyone loves pancake day. Who wouldn’t? Well, Victoria Beckam probably, as I doubt a carb has passed her perma-pouty lips since 2001, but aside from that, who doesn’t love Pancake Day?!
I know I do.
Will I be giving anything up for Lent? No. Fortunately for me, I’m not affiliated with any kind of [...]

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