Trust me, I’m a Doctor
If I were going to get any PhD, it would be one of these
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White Men Can’t Jump… or Beat Box
As a girl with a very English accent (not even a particularly strong regional accent either) I’ve always known that rap was not a career option that was open to me.
It’s good to know your limitations.
Along with rap star, I always knew that several things were out of my reach: nurse for only having very [...]
Laugh? I nearly shat!
It’s a phrase I use a lot. Partly because I’m a funny fucker and partly because I like to rip off phrases from comedians who are infinitely funnier than me… of which there are MANY. Except Michael McIntyre, I’m definitely funnier than him. And Catherine Tate… but that’s mainly because she’s GOT NO SOUL!
This phrase [...]
2 for 1 Handjobs – A bargain in any economy
Reader, I LOLed
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