Please help me

November 05 4 Comments Category: being a dick, health

I am ill. Flu can officially kiss my ass. It is instead, currently kicking my ass from here to… well the other end of my bed because that’s about as far as I can move before the aching & shivering is too unbearable.
However, after a day in bed I am already at my wits end. [...]

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I want to skin Sarah Palin & wear her…

…well, no, not ME. It’s just what I imagine this dude really wants to do, given the opportunity.
This initially made me laugh and cringe in equal measure. But actually, no, I think it’s more cringe… er… hmmm…  definitely more cringe. In fact I’m going to go & sit in the shower for about 3hrs to [...]

Every cloud has a silver lining

April 20 0 Comments Category: happy making, health, mood

Ten things that are great about being off work ill for the day:

I don’t have to wash my hair or wear any make-up (though I just saw myself in the mirror and probably should, for my own sanity)
I don’t have to wear normal clothes & can slob about in my tracksuit bottoms & a t-shirt [...]

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