Low Res Man

February 17 5 Comments Category: being a dick, tales of stupidity

Saw a guy today. He was walking on the other side of the street to me. Something about him caught my eye. “Ooh, he looks cute” I thought. Zhuzhed up my hair (you know, that kind of shaky thing you do to give it oopmh?), smoothed down my coat, checked there wasn’t any loo roll [...]

I’ve missed you

December 16 0 Comments Category: tales of stupidity

It’s been a while since I updated my blog. Sorry about that. It was remiss of me, I know. I’ve missed blogging, but frankly, life kind of got in the way for a while.
I shall, however, endeavour to sort my shit out & get back on my sarcastic, somewhat caustic & often politically incorrect track, [...]

Grow Up

June 17 0 Comments Category: mood

Stop being such a silly, fucking cow.
So I snapped at you. Big deal.
It was over two weeks ago for fuck’s sake. It was late, I was hot, I was tired and you were looking for me to fix something that was frankly unfixable at the time.
But no, I shouldn’t have snapped at you and I [...]

Now, I'm a believer… or am I?

June 14 2 Comments Category: introspection, mood

It’s been a bit of a week for all things relationship, sex, heartbreak, mischief & fun related in my world. The majority of these things haven’t been going on in my life specifically (I’d be exhausted), but largely those of my friends: most of whom I’ve been lending a listening ear or giving sought after [...]

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